Senior BSN nursing student (less than a year til graduation!). Future pediatric RN and Disney employee!
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?” - Dumbledore
"There never was an apple, in Adam's opinion, that wasn't worth the trouble you got into for eating it." - Good Omens
Once upon a time, a woman was picking up firewood. She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home and nursed it back to health. One day the snake bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying, she asked the snake, "Why have you done this to me?" And the snake answered, "Look, bitch, you knew I was a snake." - Natural Born Killers
Once upon a time, there was a traveler on horseback who finds himself facing a swamp. And he doesn't know whether to go around or try to wade through. The traveler asks a local boy: "Tell me, local boy. Does the swamp have a hard bottom?" And the boy tells him that it does. So the traveler guides his horse into the swamp and they begin to sink deeper and deeper into the muck. He shouts to the boy: "I thought you said it has a hard bottom!" And the boy says: "It does, Mr. Traveler. You're just not there yet." - Dead Like Me
A farmer's best stallion gets loose and runs away. His neighbor consoles him and says this is bad. The farmer says, "Who knows what is good and what is bad?" The next day the stallion returns bringing with him three wild mares. The neighbor congratulates the farmer on his good fortune, but the farmer says again: "Who knows what is good and what is bad?" The next day the farmer's son falls off one of the wild mares and breaks his arm and his leg. The neighbor offers his condolences, but the farmer says again: "Who knows what is good and what is bad?" The next day the army comes to the farm to conscript the farmer's son for war service, but since the son is now an invalid, the army leaves him with his father. The neighbor gets it now and says: "Who knows what is good and what is bad?"